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ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

(Source: visor-of-artorias)

brokentripod:

officerofmonkeyproblems:

slow clap

brokentripod:

officerofmonkeyproblems:

slow clap

fairweatherfrey:

Actual dialogue from NBC’s Hannibal.

astrotheology:

"Have you fantasized about killing me?"

"Yes."

"How would you do it?"

psychoanalyzeme:

part two | i wish i was making this up 

[ part one here ]

gloucesterroad:

can we talk about how gorgeous Arthur Shappey is in xinzhou??

he was willing to stay out at night in the snowy blizzard of a chinese winter to periodically clear a hole at the back of the aeroplane so that Douglas, Carolyn and Martin could sleep

 my baby

blame-my-muses:

inkandash:

Someone asked me once, as a kind of dig at the movie, “Why someone like Zoe would have a dress?”
I looked right at him and said, “There’s only one white dress a woman like Zoe would keep. Her wedding dress.”

Well shit.

(Source: withnopowercomesnoresponsibility)

americanhorrorsexy:

its a beautiful time to be alive 

americanhorrorsexy:

its a beautiful time to be alive 

(Source: beppski)

avatardedpotterhead:

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

Is ur dad cake boss