Mister Sea Cow

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taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

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sylvanburningcenter:

THEYRE LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS BUT FROGS????????????????????????

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isaacandhismother:

[sweats nervously]

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baptisms:

i have spend some time studying this fine specimen and here are my findings

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unf, food porn,

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freddies-beautiful-smile:

Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone

You guys thought I was kidding…

omG

it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas

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sailorleo:

thnx for working so hard

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touchmydickgrayson:
バットマン落書き＇３＇by: verin
WAH THEY’RE SO CUTE AND TINY GONNA KISS EM ALL

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princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

because i know things

i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

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