Mister Sea Cow

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foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

mcavoyclub:

Dare Box: "I have to do a twerk.”

K a n e k i  K e n ~ "I’m a Ghoul"  Ϟ

stindaan:

If you make one false move, I’ll kill you.

stindaan:

If you make one false move, I’ll kill you.

subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

subterraneanscum:

the cat makes this pic

dauntlessdaughterofmary:

tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser]

i kept scrolling to find out it was all just a back story for this gif

thelegendofzelda:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got the solution manual that goes with our text book hun

(Source: ohayocelestia)

kadeart:

Play with me uncle uncle play play uncle uncle uncle play play uncle uncle uncle

kadeart:

Play with me uncle uncle play play uncle uncle uncle play play uncle uncle uncle

stilezs:

this is so real

stilezs:

this is so real